Stop the presses! I’m about to turn science on its ear!
Aristotle was right!! Life can be created by Spontaneous Generation!
The proof is in our kitchen…..
Despite blocking all possible means of entry, the invaders have returned…..not in great numbers, but too many to allow us to rest comfortably. We’ve done all we can to keep them at bay……and still they return.
The only possible rationale, the only reasonable explanation, the only logical conclusion…..is that they breed spontaneously from evil molecules lurking in the air.
Since we can’t seem to keep them out of the kitchen, we’ve turned to a weapon of mass destruction…..
Salt has been generously sprinkled over the countertop and in the cabinet. The invaders still come but with this new weapon at our disposal, they’re quickly put out of my misery.
We make war that we may live in peace…..Aristotle